Monthly Archives: August 2016

Two Worlds Collide: Freddy vs Jason 13 Years Later

As horror fans, we all have our favorite horror villains: Michael Myers, Candyman, Sam, Pinhead, Chucky, Leatherface, Freddy Kreuger, Jason Voorhees, and more. The idea of two horror legends fighting against each other was something fans wanted to see, often making guesses of who would win the fight and who …

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Silent Retreat (2016) – Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

Did you know the average person lies several times a day?  Whether we like it or not, lying will continue to be a central theme in our lives.  However, it would be pretty extreme if every lie told led to dire consequences.  Written and directed by Ace Jordan (story by …

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Exam: A Ruthless Path to Success

Since the smash hit of Saw in 2004, thriller and horror films have incorporated games and tests into their stories to build suspense shrouded in mystery. One such film, coming out of the United Kingdom and distributed by IFC Midnight, is Exam (2009). While it may not be directly classified …

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Bite (2015) – Take a Bite Out Of This Review!

Grab some bug spray, apply generously, and get ready for this review of the 2015 film Bite.  I thought I would be a pal and warn you in advance.  Tomorrow morning would be really unpleasant if you awoke to find a gigantic sore, oozing with pus somewhere on your body.  The …

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Slasher.com – Some First Dates Can Be Deadly

The “firsts” are always special experiences. A first kiss, first time riding a bike, and first dates are all things that are magical. For me, this was the first time having the opportunity to review a film that hasn’t even been released. So when I started Slasher.com, I prayed that it wouldn’t be a flop. …

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Wishmaster (1997) – Wishing You to Read this Retro Review!

I get so annoyed when people say that the 90’s didn’t produce any worthy horror movies. In a world of remakes and reboots, you would think people would be more appreciative of some of the most original horror films to date. Obviously, the 90’s wasn’t as hyped up as the …

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Review – GINGERDEAD MAN 2 (2008)

So I wasn’t a fan of The Gingerdead Man (can you blame me?). Aside from the beginning with Gary Busey being Gary Busey, I found the flick to be a pretty dull affair that took itself too seriously given the material at hand. Come on, a fucking killer gingerbread man? …

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Is This Fan Theory About Stranger Things Legit?

Before you read any further… SPOILERS BELOW involving the super mega hit show Stranger Things.   Fan theories are fun. If you’re not familiar with fan theories, they are essentially made-up scenarios involving our favorite films and television shows. One of my favorite fan theories is that young Kevin McAlister …

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The Funhouse Massacre (2015) – Clowns or Frowns?

Intro: The Funhouse Massacre has killer clowns, brain-dead teenagers, and gore galore. There is even a cameo from the horror legend, Robert Englund, himself. Then, as if those things aren’t enough, you can rent it for $4.99 at Amazon.com. I can’t say I have ever been too upset about losing five …

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Retro Review – George A. Romero’s MARTIN (1977)

Back before vampire’s started sparkling like semen-glazed doughnuts and sucking a certain portion of the male anatomy, George A. Romero produced a vampire film unlike any other. Gone were the fangs, the repellent effects of garlic and crosses, the aristocratic charm. Here, we have a vampire for the modern age. …

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